What Was I Thinking?
People are gonna quit inviting me places. I have no doubt that this is true unless they are in for some new comic relief of some kind. Being sixty-nine years old has had its challenges but I have tried to make sure that others do not know the absolutely dumb things I do. When you get my age you realize that everyone is looking for those telltale signs of dementia. Of course, in my case, I have never remembered names, just faces, so that should be acceptable for a while. I have a system that helps though, it’s called the ABC system. To use this system, you just start saying the...
Read MoreSome Assembly Required, Really?
What does the word “some” mean? Unknown or unspecified? Evidently, “some assembly required” has changed since I last put something together. Maybe I expect too much or don’t understand how it all works. Why would you ship a product in a box that is big enough for it to be fully assembled, if it needs to be put together? Just shove those pieces in a smaller box! The picture of the play kitchen I ordered looked like a “one-piecer” to me. Dang thangy is made of plastic, just make a mold big enough for the whole “shebang” and pour in the...
Read MoreWhy You Can’t Take Me Anywhere
Anyone who knows me knows that I see the humor in everything and maybe laugh out loud when it shouldn’t happen. Sometimes, I don’t start out trying to be funny but then it just happens. A couple of days ago, it happened, not just once but every time a thought came into my head and believe me, thoughts don’t just happen there very often. Okay, my brother-in-law and his wife invited me to take a trip up the country to attend a funeral. Bless their hearts, they had no idea what they were in for. Normally, they share a quiet ride together when they take road trips, but this...
Read MoreDearest Fancy
Frank was really worried about our future in his last letter. Even though he was getting upset and depressed, after a few days of thinking deeply, I knew Frank would come back with the strength that was in him, realize how much I loved him, how proud I was of him, and together as a team, we would work out the future. The next letter proves how resilient Frank was. October 17, 1971 Dear Nancy, Dearest Francy, huh? Well, I’m in a fancy mood tonight. Are you over the shock yet? Yep, old grouchy nasty me is in a fairly decent mood. No, I’m not feeling sorry for myself and...
Read MoreWife of a Shorty
Frank was coming home, not in eighty-three days, but in thirty-three. After receiving the letter telling me of Frank getting a drop of fifty days, I called everybody to tell them that he would be coming home soon. Excitement and happiness totally overwhelmed me. I received a letter from Frank the next day and he was so overwhelmed, happy, and excited too. October 26, 1971 Dearest Nancy, I love you! You had better get your stuff together woman. Big daddy will be there most rickety tick! That’s right. That letter you got yesterday was no lie. We have 32 days left in this _ _ _ _ _ _...
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